Matlock is like old-people crack

[the51ax0r]

After a night of heavy drinking in port, we decided to unofficially rename the ship. The two names leading the pack are The "Floating Fucking Betty Ford Clinic"(alluding to the lack of legal hooch onboard) and "The Family Truckster"(in light of the myriad of mechanical difficulties last month). "Like prison with a better chance of drowning" was in

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[jezebel01]

There's a competition going on right now to name one of the USM boats. Apparently some former Cat A students took to calling it Swamp Donkey and the administration isn't too thrilled.