just a small list:
01: thank you for coming to my party guys. i apologize for the drunken stupor that caused me to sing destiny's child loudly into your ears, possibly paralyzing portions of them for a brief time. you had fun though, right? duh. oh, and thank you for your alcoholic contributions. brett and i (and michael for that matter!) can ( Read more... )

kind of funny how frozen grapes can make me both really happy and unbelievably sad. :\

can't hardly wait is on hbo!
ethan embry, and lauren ambrose, and melissa joan hart, and everyone i've ever loved ever!
a;dlfjal;sdfkjas;dlkfja sf !!~!!@l;k2je;lakwejwrf;assjkdf;l !!!

i posted this in a myspace bulletin earlier this week;
yes i am admitting to posting a bulletin:

the summer of my twentieth year is upon me and, up until now, i've done nothing with it. so i've decided for a minor (and by minor, i mean major) change ( Read more... )

it's all fun and games until someone walks through (and inevitably shatters) a sliding glass door, you get into multiple bitchfests with your boyfriend, one friend has a flat tire, the other makes a depressing livejournal post, and, to top it all off, your chili cheese fries aren't that good. actually, they were very bad ( Read more... )

holy shit. i now know that i am officially crazy:
click here and here. thanks.

oh, and ps ( Read more... )

all i have to say is this:

FUCK YOU, BO BICE. CARRIE UNDERWOOD BETTER FUCKING WIN AMERICAN IDOL.

thankfully and fucking finally, school has gotten out and, consequently, my life has been consumed by television's comedic sitcoms and entertainment news shows. i've been meaning to finish books that i started reading a while ago but they cut into my access hollywood and celebrity justice time. last night, i chose ray romano over my boyfriend and ( Read more... )

so i went to coachella and i was planning on having a big update complete with pictures but apparently brett's ftp server isn't working and i don't have one anymore. let me assure you that i have 126 amazing pictures (you'll probably only see ten or so, because i'm lazy) and that you'll see them soon ( Read more... )