this is to make you regret saying I should update...

[the88thpianoman]

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[dumbchick]

Oh my...

I was with you right up to the baby eating thing. lol.

Also...The88thpianoman: a'ight? Oh man. That's just... That's worse than the baby eating. You need some sleep, silly boy! =)

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[cookie_dough]

at least he punctuated the "a'ight" :)

good baby jokes

[xxoboedudexx]

felix came up with these. i love them:

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?
-I dont have a corvette in my garage
whats better than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?
-one dead baby stapled to 10 trees
how do u fit 50 babies into a bowl?
-a blender
how do u get them back out?
-tortilla chips
whats red, black, and blue?
-the baby i threw across the room into a wall
whats red, black, blue, and green?
-the same baby a week later
why do u wear earmuffs with you're fucking a dead baby?
-so u dont have to listen to its pelvis dislocate

wow those are sick

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[cookie_dough]

haha, the first one is my favourite catch phrase. he didn't make those up, silly. :)