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[the8thmonarch]

... Could someone recommend what to do when your... boyfriend? keeps ending up in the hospital.

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[lightning_strke]

... Do they keep falling down stairs??

[the8thmonarch]

Not quite sure. I can never quite get the details, but he keeps ending up bruised and injured, or hospitalized.

[lightning_strke]

... Maybe he's doing stuff.

[the8thmonarch]

... "Stuff"?

[pureplainpatron]

Well, three options come to mind.

1) Get a new boyfriend.

2) Get the best insurance you can afford.

3) Get a person-sized hamster ball and lock him in.

[the8thmonarch]

1) ... Do you know one?

2) No money.

3) No money.

[pureplainpatron]

... Well, ignoring the obvious suggestion, I'm pretty sure there's a number of guys who'd be interested in you.

...ah, right. It must be tough, having to live like that after the life you knew.

[the8thmonarch]

... Could you name them?

Yes, it is.

[friendofjustice]

Kill whoever keeps hospitalizing him.

Or put a ball and chain around 'is neck.

[the8thmonarch]

... Those seem a bit extreme.

[friendofjustice]

Hospitalize whoever keeps hospitalizing him.

And tie him to your bed?

[the8thmonarch]

... I might.

[becomeanwarrior]

....If I wind up in the hospital within the next two months, do whatever you'd like. But.. I'll be better, I promise.

[the8thmonarch]

No you won't.

[becomeanwarrior]

W-wha..!?

[the8thmonarch]

No more getting in trouble!

[ceilingjebbi]

I'm not sure~ what do you think you should do?