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Jul 18, 2010 23:56

Character: Road Kamelot
Series: D.Gray-Man
Age: ~13? 14? in appearance
Canon: In an alternate Victorian Era, there's a jolly fat man who's been watching humanity while it's sleeping and it's waking--and he's not too impressed with what he sees. The being known as the Millennium Earl intends to wipe out humanity with a smile, and he's got both the allies to help him and the enemies who've risen up to stop him. The Exorcists of the Vatican's Black Order, armed with the mystical ancient substance known as "Innocence," are locked in a race against destruction versus the Earl, his biomechanical AKUMA weapons, and the powerful descendants of the Biblical Noah. And foremost among those Noah is the ageless Road, who holds the power of Dreams.

Like any child, Road is both playful and cruel in turn: she likes cute and pretty things and playing dress-up, hates doing her homework, and will cheerfully take a human apart just to kill some time. She's capricious and careless with her playthings, and unless you're family, you're all playthings to her. As the eldest of the Noah (though the youngest in appearance), Road does have some tenderness towards her own family and knows far more than she ever lets on, though she would rather be the cute baby sister than knowing elder--and she plays this role to the hilt, unafraid to use her childish whims to get exactly what she wants.

Twinings of London is an actual tea company, opened circa 1706.

Sample Post:

Everyone~ today, we're having a tea party! I'll be your hostess, and it's my first time in such a big group, so please be gentle. ♥ We'll be having darjeeling from Twinings of London, cucumber sandwiches, raisin scones with clotted cream, everything you could want! I worked reeeeeally hard to make this fun, so everyone should sit down and enjoy themselves! I even got a brand-new dress just for today! Look, look! Isn't it cute? Isn't white a good color for me? Hey, come on, I'm talking to you~

Ah, be careful with that-- ahhh, my dress!! Didn't you know, being careless with your hot drinks can get you into looots of trouble? Now my dress is totally ruined - it was brand-new, I said! Now you've made a big old mess of things, so you'd better apologize! Say you're sorry and say it right now, or else ...

Hmmph. Stuuuupid. All of this, it's so stupid!! I was told there would be all sorts of dolls to play with, but everything's just so lifeless. You're not even that cute - look at this, you're all missing pieces! That's no fun at all. No wonder no one wants to play with you; I don't think there's enough between all of you to for a proper game of Fifty-Two Finger Pickup! I came up with it myself~ Don't worry, though, I'll help you piece yourselves together. ♪ Like a giant jigsaw puzzle. I mean, it's like they say: it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, and then, it's a scavenger hunt. You've just got to know where to look! There's all sorts of places you can find body parts, you know: in graveyards, under houses, inside other people ... everywhere. If we can't find parts, though, we could just make some~ oh, or we could play Blind Man's Bluff! You can be IT. I would've suggested Red Rover, but I don't think any of you are robust enough for that~

C'mon, at least let's do sooooomething, because you're all so boring, I think I can feel my brains leaking out my ears just looking at all of you. But you can't have any, perverts, so stop drooling, or I'll have my brother beat you up~ Naughty dolls should be punished, and uuuusually that means I'd just have to put you all in time-out, to think of what you've done wrong. Kyahaha, but don't worry~ you won't be lonely! We can ask that group of people over there, I bet they're just dying to join you. ♥
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