Holy Headphones

[the_13th_muffin]

My noise cancel(ish) headphones are the gift of the gods. Today, after listening to the dogs barking (right outside of my window, barky little bastards, three of 'em), and the crazy man across the street doing something bizarre with heavy machinery (something very bizarre and loud), and the car repeatedly circling the block with really good bass,

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[desires_greed]

PUPPIES! *plays fetch with your enemy*

[prthni]

pretty soon, there will be no puppies!!!!!!!!!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*arranges w/beth to blow up world*

[desires_greed]

I am THE Mother Bitch, so, there will ALWAYS be puppies as long as I am around. Did I also mention that I am the Devil's mother? If not, let me inform you...I am the Devil's mother and I SHANT be DESTROYED!!!

[prthni]

*shakes head sadly*

i'm going to have to send you back to the institution if you keep having these delusions of evil and power......

*kills minerva so as to eradicate such delusions*

[the_13th_muffin]

ha, i like the dogs in theory, it's just the barking

advanced apologies to any other dog lovers (hannah)...

[prthni]

i say we kill all animals and let the human race reign supreme!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

because humans are, quite obviously, the best at....... whatever it is that humans do......

[elisaelli]

i thought we were killing all humans?

*takes her nuke back*

ILL JUST HAVE TO DO IT MYSELF LIKE USUAL...

lazy bitches

[prthni]

oh.....right....... got confused....

i've got an idea!!!! let's kill everything!!!!!!!!!!!!

*grabs nuke from you, adds extra nuke power, and blows up world*