Comments | the_1_true_god: I can't take my fucking eyes off you for a minute, I swear...

the_1_true_god

I can't take my fucking eyes off you for a minute, I swear...

Jul 07, 2005 14:42

What the fuck?

WHAT THE FUCK?

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU MONKEYS?

Comments 28

burned_rose July 7 2005, 12:48:16 UTC

Oh, you should've kept watching. I masturbated in the shower while you were away.

Oh, and London blew up.

brightspot July 7 2005, 12:49:55 UTC

That's what *I'm* screaming...

VENGANCE, sayeth the brightspot!!

drandersen July 7 2005, 12:54:11 UTC

Yeah, revenge will help... o_ô

brightspot July 7 2005, 13:24:36 UTC

Whatever...this is a journal written by a guy claiming to be god. Tongue in cheek much?

I'm not debating politics, with you or anyone else. I'm talking to god. So get over it.

drandersen July 7 2005, 13:37:38 UTC

If this entry was written by a guy who claimed to be a pink elephant, I'd still think that the "eye for an eye" philosphy is a load of crap :D

Thread 9

stillbourne July 7 2005, 12:52:10 UTC

Yes, Earth makes Hell look better as every day goes by...

jconstantine July 7 2005, 12:58:13 UTC

Oi, if you would actually get your holy ass down here and straighten out the Muslims and Christians both, we wouldn't be having these problems.

pixxers July 7 2005, 13:17:40 UTC

Yeah.

splittingvenus July 9 2005, 20:02:32 UTC

love the icon.

pixxers July 9 2005, 22:24:46 UTC

Athankyou. Got it out of one of those tabloid mags at the grocery store. It had all kindsa neat stuff in it. Like bat boy. XD

Thread 7

I can explain everything... disgruntledgrrl July 7 2005, 13:01:13 UTC

We were playing this game of hot potatoe. Only some the Irish guys around there got pretty peeved, called us "Tories" or something and things got a little out of hand.
After the gratiutous fight scene, I tried to make it peaceful by aloowing these IRA guys to play. We even used their rules.

I think were we messed up was that we used their "potatoes".

Re: I can explain everything... myeloma July 7 2005, 13:22:19 UTC

Either that or it was those fucking Parisians again. We told them London got the Olympics and they were all ''Sock Lay Blue'' or some such shit. Then they scurried off like a bunch of weasels with beady little eyes filled with hate.

Sorta like when that one French bastard decided to cheat on me...but you've already punished him.

Re: I can explain everything... exsanguinatrix July 7 2005, 17:02:24 UTC

I just sort of guessed Voldemort was getting prissy again...