NOOOOOOOOOO!

[the_1_true_god]

ME DAMMIT, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

SO CLOSE!!!!!!

Comments

[sister_maryfuck]

AHAHAHA.

You lose at wrath.

Poor ickle Godly-poos.

[erice675]

*hugs God and hands him an industrial size butcher knife* You'll get it done, don't worry; everything happens for a reason. And Mother Nature apparently didn't see fit to go in accordance to your plan, evil, evil woman..:O. I’m brain dead, don’t mind me.

Don't lose heart, God! Stay strong, God! We love you, God! Don't shove that knife up a random, uncomfortable, orfice, God! XD

Pshaw, take it easy, Grande Padre, You'll ride through the dark days On a hurricane, waving around your big stick of smacking. XD

[quizzicalsphinx]

Thanks for playin' the game! Wish we had something to give you.

[inconstantchaos]

Well, from southwestern Louisiana, I, comfortably and from my air conditioned home with cable internet, and fresh coffee, sticketh my toungeth out at you!

Which central american diety was it that hurricanes were given the credit for by the aztecs?
I feel a blasphemy coming on real strong-like!

[kiwiseeds]

Atlacamani was the goddess of ocean storms/hurricanes

[minako_poof]

Is this The Buddha's fault, O Mighty One?

Methinks someone is mucking in your Grand Design...

[hi_im_buddha]

Oh no way are you blaming this on me! He's always getting wasted and hitting on Marilyn Monroe at the bowling alley.

Cross-eyed bastard couldn't hit the Eastern Seaboard with a Category 5, let alone some port-city in the deep south.

You're probably right...

[minako_poof]

Hmmm. Good point. Besides, you haven't really had much practice at the whole "destroying humanity via Mother Nature" thing, have you?

I'm open to suggestions, then. :p Maybe Persephone is having one last fling b/f she descends into hell for the next 3 months...