In other news.....
An open letter to the assfuck that parked in my spot last night....
Dear ass-fuck,
Where oh where is your four-wheeled piece of poo? Did you check the trash bin? The lost and found at the manager's office? Did you ask the other tenants around the building? No? Have you asked me? Because I don't know where it went, but I know for sure that it wasn't stolen. Now before you get butt hurt and think me a complete and total asshole for having your car removed let me tell you what position you put me in:
First off, ya cheap bastard, you obviously don't pay for your spot, or you were not advised by who ever you are visiting that people pay for those parking spots.
Second, since you inconvenienced me, not only did you deprive me of spending quality time with my son (which by the way, I had to wait 30 minutes before the tow truck showed up), I have to turn around and inconvenience someone else out of their parking spot until you either move your car of have me move it for you. I hope you can appreciate what sort of relieve I felt after having your car moved as well as my neighbors. I am not about to screw over someone else's because you were too lazy to park out on the street.
You may have lost your wheels, and I'm sure the impound fees are very unreasonable. But look at it this way....
You can still drive your Chevro-legs.
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Dear ass-fuck,
Where oh where is your four-wheeled piece of poo? Did you check the trash bin? The lost and found at the manager's office? Did you ask the other tenants around the building? No? Have you asked me? Because I don't know where it went, but I know for sure that it wasn't stolen. Now before you get butt hurt and think me a complete and total asshole for having your car removed let me tell you what position you put me in:
First off, ya cheap bastard, you obviously don't pay for your spot, or you were not advised by who ever you are visiting that people pay for those parking spots.
Second, since you inconvenienced me, not only did you deprive me of spending quality time with my son (which by the way, I had to wait 30 minutes before the tow truck showed up), I have to turn around and inconvenience someone else out of their parking spot until you either move your car of have me move it for you. I hope you can appreciate what sort of relieve I felt after having your car moved as well as my neighbors. I am not about to screw over someone else's because you were too lazy to park out on the street.
You may have lost your wheels, and I'm sure the impound fees are very unreasonable. But look at it this way....
You can still drive your Chevro-legs.
44