the unexptectedly awesome time

[the_4frnt]

my filthy rich extravagant grandparents that always buy me stuff have now been married fifty years- so i had to go down to Westford to a fancy ass hotel and wear a fancy ass tie and fancy ass belt and stupid shoes and celebrate with a bunch of fancy ass people from florida whose skin looked in worse condition than my leather wallet. did i think it

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[sirensiren_]

ahahahaha, your family... haha.

[the_4frnt]

yeah my family... disfunctional, rich, drug-dependant, goof-balls. i lub them so much :-)

[1voice]

Nick all I have to say is this...

That was fucking hilarious.

[e_shakem_up]

My family is so boring. I lack both cousins and relatives with an affinity for alcohol. Dammnnitt. Good story.