One more reason I kind of hate my job.

[the_____shotgun]

The dumb shit lady who works in my office, who previously proclaimed "I don't understand why schools can't teach evolution and creationism side by side. I just don't!" is busy yaking on the phone telling someone that she just "discovered" that soy milk and canned peaches make a great smoothie. Discovery of a life time, it sound like.

Fuck. My.

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[ieatpotatos]

I'm sorry, Qsie. Call me back? I'll cheer you up vocally if you do (bribe, bribe).

<3.

[the_____shotgun]

Oh dear, I've been incredibly remiss in my phone calling. My mission for tonight is to phone wrassle with the IRS and get them to give me my taxes back. I will call you soon!