Bedlets for wet spots

[the__bear]

I collect bedlets.

Cuz theres alot of wet spots.

alot.

Love, diece bedlet baker

Comments

[john_pregler]

Im not totally certain what type of wet spots youre referring to, however to play it safe.. we'll assume bladder control dysfunction.. because you never know the amount of underage eyes viewing your 18+ LiveJournal..

so i knew this guy who was a bed wetter, and after multiple failed attempts to correct this abnormality, the doc' gave him this "special" pair of underwear that had a sensor in the crotch that was connected to a thin wire that ran up his arm and attatched to an alarm mounted on his shoulder... so when he pee'd the sensor would immediately sense moisture and sound the alarm mounted on his shoulder.

I dont know where im going with this, but judging by the amount of sex panties on your bedroom floor, theres certainly a wide array to choose from when considering the uesage of a moisture sens.. eh... i just realized what this is turning into.. and all of a sudden i feel a little out of line..

now i dont know where to take this conversation...

*crickets chirping*

hmm

*whistles*

yeah...

I almost nun-chucked you.

[the__bear]

Mom! Meatloaf! Sometimes I wonder what she is doing back there...

[civilian]

Err....oops...maybe someone shouldnt' leave their name logged in....On a side note....Little Miss innocent just eye-f***ed the Sh*t out of me.

[the__bear]

what am i going to do with you two.....tsk tsk....