I just got back from seeing lil' Jimmy Norton in Falls Church. It was supposed to be one show only, but he ended up doing two, because so many people showed up and he didn't want to disappoint. He's a good egg. Pictures will be coming soon.

I swear to christ if I hear one more fucking ABBA song, I'm going to smash that woman's radio and piss in her face.

GOOD MORNING MR. BREAKFAST!!!

I'm not sure whether to laugh or lose control of my bowels.

They're eating out the back of my eyes!!!

I'm listening to the new Nine Inch Nails album right now, hoping it's better than the last full album they put out. Here's my song-by-song criticism, as I listen to it ( Read more... )

( We come from France! )

I wonder where the legs landed...

It would be great if one of them landed in a crate with a lampshade, and the whole thing was delivered to Darren McGavin's house.

Apparently the government's new plan to save social security is to starve the elderly. Go to http://www.mypyramid.gov/ and enter any age over 80.

Follow the yellow brick road...

I now have one of these lovely little things.


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