Words to the wise.

[the__mark]

I came on here to start a new entry, and it says to me 'Restore from saved draft?' and Im slightly taken aback - one, because I didnt realise LJ could do that, and two because I deffinately didnt remember writing anything I didnt finish. Funnily enough all it had to say was..

...once toast has become toast...it can never become bread again...

Comments

[lilevilsashie]

If a girl says 'its fine'.. nothings fine. If a girl says NOTHINGS fine, then theres 1 thing in particular thats really fucking bothering her. And if she says 'thats not funny' then for fucks sake dont laugh your ass off.

Haha Justin knows this one all to well. =P

[the__mark]

Better he learn fast, I say.

[lilevilsashie]

Oh his a fast learner, being the middle child having two sisters his learnt, and now he has to put up with me. His a fast learner haha.

[major_mustard]

Als the best way ti piss off a policeman who's talking to you....touch his face.

[the__mark]

Or after hes finished talking and trying to intimidate you, you simply stare blanky and go 'Im sorry, did you say something?'

[behindgrey_eyes]

Those are some pretty good rules I must say...but the girl ones are too general =P

Yes, ITS FINE! doesn't always mean everything is actually fine, I'll give you that =P But Whole Nut is always s good thing to carry around and boys, if you are ever unfortunate to hang out alone with me for a night of movie watching - do not panic, you may end up watching something along the lines of Goodfellas anyway...Just not Goodfellas cus I don't like it =P

[the__mark]

Fair point, some girlies do have awesome taste in films, its just my luck that I end up seeing alot of idiots :p

[super_tailz]

Universal Balance!! Chinese Rice Farmers!!
I remember that! I don't remember the logic behind the Chinese Rice Farmers but I'm sure it all made absolute perfect logical sense.

Also how was History of Violence second time round?
All I can remember is the scary rape/sex scene!

[the__mark]

It totally made sense.

Second time round, it was better than the first time, watchable but still fairly boring and pointless most of the time. The scens with violence however are jsut as good as I remembered. The guy gettin his nose punch into his brain. Sweet. I had totally forgot about the sex scene. Guess you're just more perverted than me :p

Pure lold at the start when it was doing the credits cause I remembered me and you just bustin a gut laughin at 'Benderspink Productions' and Duncan being totally unimpressed.

Remember Cellular? :D

[super_tailz]

Vaguely. I remember it being terrible but we did laugh our asses off.

Just cause she's a science teacher she can figure out a way to get the fucking phone working... NO. As if any teacher actually applies their knowledge.
Oh and was the police siren not really awful as well?

Benderspink Productions!! I remember that!

[witch_lilly]

Lol when a girl says "Its fine" it's never fine.

This was totally me last night when I wanted to go home and Ben wanted to stay out.

Ben: You sure you don't mind getting the Subway yourself

Me: It's fine. Of course I don't mind, you stay out and enjoy yourself.
[Thinking he won't actually let me get the LAST Subway myself]

Ben: Alright cool. I'll walk you to the station.

Lol.

That was actually a really insightful post. I've always thought that if everyone done everything right all the time then we would never have any cool stories to tell. Do what you want, don't be afraid of fucking up, and if you do fuck up then know that you'll laugh about it later.

[the__mark]

Yeah...at the time it was less a phillosophy than it was stupidty but looking back on it now I get to say I had planned it like that all along :p