Dude... You need a defenition for penis? You suck.
everyone laughed at Desmond when he asked what 'penis' is
One of two things men keep after a divorce.
She got the house and the kids. I kept my penis and my soul.
A)The envy of all men! B)The only reason women keep us around. C)The reason we wake up with black eyes, and are sitting in county jail. D)The reason I never got my homework done.
A)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should go buy a Ferrari." B)"Damn your penis is large...(I've never really heard this, so I dont know what comes next)." C)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should get too drunk and fight." D)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should not do my homework because my penis will definitely get me a good job when I'm older...right?"
Someone looking up the word "penis" at this site.
By reading this you are infact a penis.
The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.
I WANT TO BE A MINION. I'm totes minion material.__noshadowJune 16 2005, 00:14:11 UTC
1. who has his own mission related community? CHRIS CHINCHILLA 2. who wanted to be a mountie when he was younger? EDDIE ARGOS 3. what are russells favourite flavours of cheese? jarlsberg, a norweigen cheese, or haloumi, a greek cheese hahahaha 4. what are our names? and who is cooler? (answer wrong and be banned, slags. just joshes, prolly) OKAY. I'VE GOT IT. NEVSARAH. AHAHAHAH I SUCK EH EH EH EH EH OMGZZZZZZZZZ 5. who is that scary man in the picture and why do we use it? CATWEAZLE!!!!!!!!! cos goldie lookin chain sent it! or something 6. we're bored, do something funny, or write yr own e-mail to someone and show us! I don't do funny. I also don't write my own emails. that's what you're here for. duh.
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1. who has his own mission related community? OH I GET THE QUESTION NOW. CHRIS CHINCHILLA. along with him is cornell_daily(ew),denirochristianyouth,missionjesus,tcjtcldsliamneeson etc. 2. who wanted to be a mountie when he was younger? Jarmon Cockbarn, my rexall vapourizing colds rub 3. what are russells favourite flavours of cheese? He does like cheese doesnt he? Kraft slices because they are so totes not middle america's cheese and cleaan and distinguishedwdeqwdeqd and I dont remember where i was going with this Jarlsberg,Norweigen, haloumi, greek. Me? I likes da havarti but thats just me and you didnt ask me.YOU ASKED LIZZIZZIE 4. what are our names? and who is cooler? (answer wrong and be banned, slags. just joshes, prolly) Nev and Sarah. I'd do you both. AT THE SAME TIME? 5. who is that scary man in the picture and why do we use it? Anthony Rossomando Catweazle, MRGRORRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEERERR you use it because gangsta dont get no play :(
Oh man, I am not funny or good at this.NO WONDER WHY I SPEND MAH LUNCHES IN THE LIBRARY ;_____; LOLOLOLO ANGST PAYNEEEEE
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am i allowed to apply?
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WHAT IS OUR JOB DESCIPTION, GO TO DICTIONARY.COM AND TYPE IN MINION AND TELL ME!111
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Dude... You need a defenition for penis?
You suck.
everyone laughed at Desmond when he asked what 'penis' is
One of two things men keep after a divorce.
She got the house and the kids.
I kept my penis and my soul.
A)The envy of all men!
B)The only reason women keep us around.
C)The reason we wake up with black eyes, and are sitting in county jail.
D)The reason I never got my homework done.
A)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should go buy a Ferrari."
B)"Damn your penis is large...(I've never really heard this, so I dont know what comes next)."
C)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should get too drunk and fight."
D)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should not do my homework because my penis will definitely get me a good job when I'm older...right?"
Someone looking up the word "penis" at this site.
By reading this you are infact a penis.
The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.
THAT LAST ONE MAKES ME MAD!!
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NOT.
BUT I STILL LOL'ED LIKE A MOFO.
THAT LAST ONE MAKES ME FEEL CREEPED OUT!!
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2. who wanted to be a mountie when he was younger? EDDIE ARGOS
3. what are russells favourite flavours of cheese? jarlsberg, a norweigen cheese, or haloumi, a greek cheese hahahaha
4. what are our names? and who is cooler? (answer wrong and be banned, slags. just joshes, prolly) OKAY. I'VE GOT IT. NEVSARAH. AHAHAHAH I SUCK EH EH EH EH EH OMGZZZZZZZZZ
5. who is that scary man in the picture and why do we use it? CATWEAZLE!!!!!!!!! cos goldie lookin chain sent it! or something
6. we're bored, do something funny, or write yr own e-mail to someone and show us! I don't do funny.
I also don't write my own emails. that's what you're here for. duh.
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OH I GET THE QUESTION NOW.
CHRIS CHINCHILLA. along with him is cornell_daily(ew),denirochristianyouth,missionjesus,tcjtcldsliamneeson etc.
2. who wanted to be a mountie when he was younger?
Jarmon Cockbarn, my rexall vapourizing colds rub
3. what are russells favourite flavours of cheese?
He does like cheese doesnt he? Kraft slices because they are so totes not middle america's cheese and cleaan and distinguishedwdeqwdeqd and I dont remember where i was going with this Jarlsberg,Norweigen, haloumi, greek.
Me? I likes da havarti but thats just me and you didnt ask me.YOU ASKED LIZZIZZIE
4. what are our names? and who is cooler? (answer wrong and be banned, slags. just joshes, prolly)
Nev and Sarah. I'd do you both. AT THE SAME TIME?
5. who is that scary man in the picture and why do we use it? Anthony Rossomando Catweazle, MRGRORRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEERERR you use it because gangsta dont get no play :(
Oh man, I am not funny or good at this.NO WONDER WHY I SPEND MAH LUNCHES IN THE LIBRARY ;_____;
LOLOLOLO ANGST PAYNEEEEE
LOL!!
ktcni.x
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CHRIS CHINCHILLA YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
2. who wanted to be a mountie when he was younger?
I want to say one of the GLC
3. what are russells favourite flavours of cheese?
Flavours of cheese? Flavours?!
4. what are our names? and who is cooler? (answer wrong and be banned, slags. just joshes, prolly)
Nev and Sarah. I think the girl is cooler.
5. who is that scary man in the picture and why do we use it?
You use it to give me nightmares.
6. we're bored, do something funny, or write yr own e-mail to someone and show us!
Dear Carl Barat,
it has come to my attention that you are gay.
x cami & all the mission.
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Dear Carl Barat,
it has come to my attention that you are gay.
x cami & all the mission.
omgz, be my lover!
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