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[the_americanist]

- While trying to flush out my lunch, I discovered that I've been keeping my 500ct bottle of tylenol IN BED with me. If that isn't a flag for living life wrong, I don't know what is.

- Getting confirmed in only a handful of hours. If that isn't living life right, I don't know what is.

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[anonymous]

For real? Are you born again now?

[the_americanist]

For real, real. Not born again, just confirmed.