fucking christ

[the_animal_777]

I got a room mate yesterday. He weighs about 500lbs. when he walks the entire apartment has tremors. he woke up at 5am to start cooking first feeding. In order to get up out of bed i imagine he has to kick his legs or something to get gravity working on his side. That is what it sounded like. The bed creaked and slammed against the wall.

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[impartialted]

that happened to me my first semester at south. I wanted to cry.
neil wasn't diabetic tho and eat/drank EVERYTHING he saw. he also walked around in his tight white brand underpants.

[pr0nstrajen]

haha thats fucking great