Horrifying thing of the day:

[the_antichris]

Comments

[antigone_ks]

At least you're trying to work up oomph. I'd just be "Nooooomg" and toss it.

Well, after I put on gloves.

[the_antichris]

It'll probably be a really nice cabbage. I'm just really sick of cabbage. I'm much less offended by slugs when they're on something I like. And SMALLER.

[bluebrocade]

Aghghgh! I can't believe you're still going to eat the cabbage. I just couldn't do it. I've found bugs in produce before but a giant slug? gah! Actually, I think what bothers me more is that he was sneaking out at night, stealing beans. It gives the slug a sinister air or intelligence.

[the_antichris]

I think what bothers me more is that he was sneaking out at night, stealing beans. It gives the slug a sinister air or intelligence.

TRUEST OF FAX. DDDDD:

The inside leaves are totally slug-free, though. And my other alternative is going to the vege shop. Do not underestimate the power of laziness!

[nmarlow]

I thought it was an odd thing for the cats to do.

[the_antichris]

Yes, but they are odd cats. They've been apologised to.

[_unhurt_]

heeeee. erm, sorry, but that is actually pretty fantastic! think of the slug's POV - happily living in a cabbage field only to find itself on someone's kitchen table - what will it do now? what does the future hold? this new world is strange and terrify-- ooooh. snacks!

[the_antichris]

Heeeeeee. But then I feel bad about how it ended for the slugs. :(

[mishloran]

well, for a start I wouldn't have been able to eat the cabbage after that.

Secondly, I would probably have put the slug in the centre of a GIANT CIRCLE OF SALT. Possibly with beans around the outside.*

* I actually wouldn't have.. But I like the thought. Clearly too much Criminal Minds-esque TV for me and my mind occasionally wanders into cold blooded torturer/killer.

[the_antichris]

I'm OK with slugs existing, as long as it's far away from me and anything I want to grow.

I saw this one in pieces on the deck, because apparently my dad watches CM et al too.

[mishloran]

I love that your dad left its remains there AS A WARNING TO THE OTHERS.