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the_bastard_ds Feb 12, 2009 22:14

Secret candies again, eh? How exciting.

Hey, kid. You're going to have a difficult time taking over the world with me around.

And Elle, I never knew you felt that way. ♥

( Private to Hellsing & Megumi Search Party//Warded//Cursed )

my secret candy heart, excel, cursed, dirty little secrets, elle, megumi, yoko, affected

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the_bastard_ds Feb 08, 2009 21:27

So years ago I had this harem, right? All types of girls in it. Faeries, slaves, humans, elves, even cat girls.

Well, for obvious reasons, I hid them from Arshes.

Tell me though... How the fuck did she still know about them!? What is it with women and knowing about shit you want to keep secret?

i don't get them, women, curse grab bag, arshes, ask a stupid question, affected, curse

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the_bastard_ds Jan 28, 2009 21:13

.... This would be so bad if the thing didn't have fucking flowers on it, a dumb bow, and if it actually fit.

[OOC: Pretend this was earlier. Switched with Kaoru]

i like being naked, clothes swap, dude looks like a lady, kaoru, affected, curse

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the_bastard_ds Jan 12, 2009 23:09

I didn't have any real parents. The people who could be dubbed as my parents were fucking bastards who treated me like a la-

[Click!]

mysterious past, not spilling my secrets to you, who is your daddy and what does he do?, affected, is a bastard, curse

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the_bastard_ds Jan 08, 2009 22:12

Dammit, it happened again!

WHO STOLE MY MAGIC?!

I feel so fucking.. bland and weak.

[OOC: Swapped with Romeo. 8D]

i want my magic back, this sucks, errr bishoujo uke allure?, power switch, affected, curse

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the_bastard_ds Jan 02, 2009 21:08

Nngh.. What the.. I thought I was supposed to be asleep?..

Where the fuck am I? This CAN'T be the sleep of underworld. This would be too fucking lame.

dead and not loving it, where the fuck am i?, back to the start, affected, curse

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the_bastard_ds Dec 27, 2008 16:31

So, you're finally reborn, huh?

You better be prepared to get your ass kicked. Only one person's allowed to rule the world and that's ME.

[OOC: Seeing the moment where Anthrasax is finally revived. I really should update him.. And for Christmas, DS sent various charms and other magic objects to his friends.]

christmas future, anthrasax, affected, gonna kick your ass, curse

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the_bastard_ds Dec 13, 2008 22:14

Hmm. Deja vu? Yoko, be extra careful from now on. Hell, maybe you should just stay home until all this blows over, if it does. Clocks are pretty important here in the City, so when they stop, you know the Deities are up to something.

[OOC: Strikes deleted.]

unaffected, i got a disease, zombie swarm, yoko, curse

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the_bastard_ds Dec 11, 2008 13:11

WHAT THE FUCK, CITY. ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!

Chaste virgin lips no matter where I turned! I don't know how I survived.

[OOC: >__< Sorry for the late tags/slowness the past few days. Work + current sleeping schedule = do not want.]

argh, it's not fair, so many virgins, post curse, excuse me wtf r u doing?, affected

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the_bastard_ds Dec 04, 2008 23:35

Dear Santa or Whoever-the-hell-you-are,

I want one thing and one thing only. I'm sure you know what it is.

My world.

And if you won't give it to me, I'll just have to take it by force!

the world is mine, evil overlord, is an idiot, dear santa, affected, curse