Let The Blood Spill

[the_benbi]

I do NOT have malaria. Yet this seemingly simple fact seems to escape the kind people of the Red Cross. I have also never hired anyone for sex, have not had sex with a man, or have any sort of HIV/AIDS

Comments

[iliveinahole]

what the hell when did this happen?!

oh yeah
around finals!
well at least you are 16 and tried, so many people don't
way to kick ass.

[iamthewalrus527]

that has to be one of the most cynically funny anecdotes ever written, irony from start to finish, love it dood. sorry though you could give blood. hey its no use crying over spilt blood eh?

[max_vd]

I wish I could have given blood, but I'm not 16 til June. I've also been told by someone that I shouldn't give blood, because of who I am as a person. That was a kind of strange comment, and I hope he was joking.