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[the_big_z]

[not filtered in the slightest]

Well well well! It must be my birthday. Either that or Mrs. Claus is looking for a little something extra in her stocking.

Whoever was so kind as to grace me with this offering, I should point out that as much as I appreciate it, there's really no need to be shy! Like a Mexican gardener, I tenderly care for any flower

Comments

[heroic_commoner]

[godot_107]

You.

Explain.

Now.

[the_big_z]

If it's about that last lawsuit, I'm telling you, I don't know what the beaver was doing there.

[godot_107]

What do you have in your room and why?

[the_big_z]

Get your own secret admirer.

[alluring_rogue]

You sick freak.

Give them back, now.

[the_big_z]

Come now, you can't honestly expect me to refuse such a charitable present. I'm a man of honor, integrity, and hand lotion.

[alluring_rogue]

You don't have an ounce of honor or integrity.

[the_big_z]

The third one is all I need for the next couple of days anyway.

[mybloodis_black]

Guuuuuupipipipi~

Hey, buddy! Best friend! Wanna share?

[the_big_z]

Not a chance. And that girl doesn't look old enough to be 18, and I don't need another lawsuit, so no trading either.

[mybloodis_black]

Wh-what?

SHUT UP, CHRONA! I'm trying to do business here!

I'll give you three jelly beans for one pair of panties!

[the_big_z]

Hmm, let me think. Jelly beans or pant-no.

[nagatodotexe]

[the_big_z]

You again. You didn't happen to see my secret admirer around here, did you?

[nagatodotexe]

Yes.

[the_big_z]

Wha-? Seriously? Who was it?