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[the_bigboss]

ATTN: STAFF

CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN CANCELLED. I EXPECT ALL OF YOU TO BE HERE ON CHRISTMAS DAY.

ALSO, YOU WILL NOW BE DOCKED FOR BATHROOM BREAKS.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS,

J.P. KELLERAN

P.S. SHEILA, FIRE THE TYPING POOL.

Comments

[rpeate]

You fired me--I can't come in again at all, you fool!

re: docking for bathroom breaks

[mywastedemotion]

so permission granted to shit on the floor in your office AND still get paid?

[fruchiseka]

Your 'Grinch' costume has been tailored and made, sir. Merry fucking christmas.

[novel_escapist]

That's cool. I celebrate Chanukah.

Do we still get docked for bathroom breaks if we have a doctor's note stating a urinary problem?

[besideserato]

Oh, damn, I was so looking forward to another company party...

[besideserato]

Now that's my kind of party...