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[the_bigboss]

ATTN: STAFF

CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN CANCELLED. I EXPECT ALL OF YOU TO BE HERE ON CHRISTMAS DAY.

ALSO, YOU WILL NOW BE DOCKED FOR BATHROOM BREAKS.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS,

J.P. KELLERAN

P.S. SHEILA, FIRE THE TYPING POOL.

Comments

[mamelondassaut]

I don't mind.
I'll pay YOU double wage to keep me away from my old harpy of a wife and seven brats.

[jimmy_rocks]

Why celebrate a holiday when you can get ahead in your work while the competing competition goes about 'relaxing' on their time off? What is this holiday nonsense anyways? I say just drink another cup of coffee. We've got too much work to do to be spending 'quality time' with our families!

[serenamina]

Good thing I didn't take that offer for a job in the typing pool huh sir?

So where would you like me to take my sorry ass now sir?

[randoart]

I guess now would be a bad time to ask about a raise.

I've read some of your posts and I must say......

[anonymous]

Your a real jerk!