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The island sucked even more than usual. Everyone was still preoccupied with the hurricane, but Regina thought it was about time to move on. It happened and it's over. End of story.
She had more important things to think about, like what to do about the disaster that was once her previously wondrous hair. Maybe other people were willing to let themselves go, but she wasn’t about to, because she still had standards. She would make it a point to stay hot, because even though the island pretty much sucked, it did have quite a few hot guys. Unfortunately, it seemed that most of them were gay or taken or both. Whatever, that wasn't going to stop her.
That weird wannabe-model Zoolander had suggested using lemon juice in order to color her hair, but she couldn’t find anything. What she could find was plenty of fallen mangoes, though, which he had said would be good for treating damaged hair. She found a more deserted part of the beach, and, then, she squished them up and rubbed them all over her hair. Now, it was just time to sit and wait, before washing it out.
She had more important things to think about, like what to do about the disaster that was once her previously wondrous hair. Maybe other people were willing to let themselves go, but she wasn’t about to, because she still had standards. She would make it a point to stay hot, because even though the island pretty much sucked, it did have quite a few hot guys. Unfortunately, it seemed that most of them were gay or taken or both. Whatever, that wasn't going to stop her.
That weird wannabe-model Zoolander had suggested using lemon juice in order to color her hair, but she couldn’t find anything. What she could find was plenty of fallen mangoes, though, which he had said would be good for treating damaged hair. She found a more deserted part of the beach, and, then, she squished them up and rubbed them all over her hair. Now, it was just time to sit and wait, before washing it out.