back of my back, they talk of me
Saturday morning: bright and sunny was just the way it ought to be, Veronica thought. There were some scattered clouds, but at least it wasn't another thunderstorm. She'd had enough of rain, thanks.
Armed with drinks, a few muffins, a large umbrella, and towels they'd borrowed from the compound (some things more likely to be returned than others), she and Maladicta had made their way down to the beach. Ensconced beneath the umbrella's wide brim, they made themselves comfortable. They had a view of the ocean and, far more importantly, of every person who passed along the shore.
"See, this is what island paradise should be," Veronica said. Grinning, she sipped her drink and glanced around. "Now. Where to begin?"
[FINE PRINT: Come play nice with the girls! It's gonna be Veronica, Maladicta, and anyone who wants to tag in. If/when you leave, be aware . . . they will talk about you. XD *blows kisses*]
[Summary: Veronica and Maladicta set up on camp on the beach to snark at all the passersby: Apollo, political!Sam, Pam, Ed, Chase, and Jim. Jim is declared the Most Normal Person on the Island, Pam's clothing derided, Apollo made into a cabana boy. Sam is Charming, and William passes by and is horrified to discover that the girls together are even worse than they are apart.]