Wow, I noticed there was a community that specifically banned inanimate objects that think. I wasn't going to join there or anything but that's kind of depressing. Maybe I should start a role-playing journal, where I pretend to be someone else, like some kind of person or maybe an animal. Or maybe I should just lobby for Inanimate Rights.

That was pretty exciting. Namor was defending everyone from Nazis. There was a lot of throwing and at one point the Death Star picked me up with tractor beams. Or something. It was kind of confusing.

People have very exciting lives.

So, anyway, it's all official. I'm a citizen!

It was really exciting. Someone asked a question about cargo and shipments. I was so happy, because usually no one asks questions that are about things I really know about. I like giving advice but usually I don't have much to add. So anyway, here was someone asking about cargo ( Read more... )

I'm learning to do humor. I've gotten pretty good with puns and I know a couple of "knock-knock" jokes. I even told one to The Vision ( Read more... )

I took my citizenship test. I think it went okay. It turns out they don't really get a lot of applications for citizenshiip. Mostly people are born Atlanteans. Some of the questions were hard, but I'm pretty optimistic ( Read more... )

I'm studying for my citizen-ship test!

I'm back from the Atlantean shipyards. Now I can go underwater. That will be pretty neat. Did you know there were animals living in underseas steam vents? I didn't!

I'm applying for Atlantean citizenship. Then I'll be an Atlantean Citizen-Ship! (That's a pun.)

I asked God if I could transcend this reality and become a higher spiritual being, consisting solely of energy, but he hasn't gotten back to me yet. It just seems like a useful thing to know.

People had some pretty awesome suggestions about what I can do to have a "crew" or other ways to make a living ( Read more... )