they turned off our water to fix a leak and i need to shower because i am gross right now.

what a weirdo weekend.

jANELLE COME TO IRA GLASS WITH ME AND ILL GO TO RUBDOWN MY WHATEVER WITH YOU

sometimes i am not a smarty
and i am so tired

i just made one of the most SHOCKING REALIZATIONS OF MY ADULT LIFE. well it wasnt that shocking. well it kind of was.

WHY AREN'T THINGS AS THEY SEEEEEEEM, WORLD??

im pretty happy. i have the best family i'm pretty sure. when theyre not acting bat shit out of their minds. and im a FIBERS major and that makes me infintiely happy and i've found my niche at the savannah college of farts and despina. and my beat writers professor is a total geroge mcfly after his transformation babe.

bananas!

today would have been my grandmothers birthday.

she gave me the most wonderful present. i miss her so freaking much, but i know that post0humously, she probably had something to do with the EXTRAORDINARY event that occurred 30 minutes ago.

inquire within hotdamn im happy! im happydespina!

i miss my yiayia so hard

im so picky!

ERIC PRINE IS HAUNTING MY DREAMS.. WITH HAPPINESS PLEASE SOMONE TELL ME WHERE HE IS SO I CAN BE LIKE, YO ERIC!!

i think im dying