Stole a meme from Eight-Hour. BECAUSE I CAN.
Don't ask why I was reading that... creature's journal! I just stumbled across it, I swear!
1) are your parents married or divorced?
…I hate this meme already. They were married, a long time ago.
2) vegetarian?
No.
3) heaven?
I don’t suppose I ever really believed I’d end up there.
4) come close to dying?
Very funny.
5) what jewelry do you wear?
A watch. I’ve noticed people think of them as jewellery, though I’d just like to see the same level of balanced complexity in a pinkie-ring.
6) are you eating?
Whilst actually answering this? No.
7) do you eat the stems of broccoli?
Of course.
8) makeup?
…
9) virgin?
Yes.
10) would you ever have plastic surgery?
Why and for what reason?
11) what do you wear to bed?
…Bedclothes. The clue is in the name.
12) have you ever done anything illegal?
I could write a book.
13) can you roll your tongue?
Yes.
14) pluck your eyebrows?
DON’T TOUCH THE EYEBROWS.
15) what kind of watch(es) do you wear?
The watch I currently wear is one I put together myself over the course of seven years. The face and hands are those of a Hamilton-Khaki field mechanical watch, which, like mine, is self-winding; it seemed appropriate. The movement, though, is entirely my own work. Regrettably, it’s broken. I have to fix it - every tick it doesn’t give reminds me of that - but I haven’t held a real watchmaker’s tool in more than half a year.
16) abortion?
Mpreg?
17) Hair color?
Black.
18) future child's name?
I can honestly never see myself with children.
19) do you snore?
No.
20) if you could go anywhere in the world on a vacation, where would you go?
Hawaii, so I can try out my new shirt! Anywhere that isn’t Queens, to be honest.
21) do you sleep with stuffed animals?
…no.
22) if you won the lottery, what would you do first?
Buy a bigger bloody apartment. You couldn’t house a mouse in this thing.
23) gold or silver?
Gold. Never take second-best.
24) hamburger or hot dog?
Hot dog. …Why are you laughing?
25) if you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?
I’ve never thought about it. I might say ice-cream, except that a steady diet of that would put paid to this amazing physique I have somehow maintained whilst sitting repairing watches all my life.
26) beach, city, or country?
The city. So many more opportunities.
27) who was the last person you touched?
That annoying librarian.
28) where do you eat?
…At the table.
29) when's the last time you cried?
…My mother.
But not before or after that, not for a long time.
30) have you loved somebody so much it makes you cry?
Not in the traditional sense.
31) would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
I’ve never yet impersonated a woman. But you know if I did, I’d look fiiiiine.
32) ever been involved with the police?
Briefly, on several occasions. I like to think that they came out of each experience deader and wiser.
33) believe in Santa?
No.
34) do you talk in your sleep?
I try not to.
35) beach or pool
Beach. So I can show off my Hawaiian shirt!
36) can you cross your eyes?
Yes, but I can't see any useful application in it.
37) what's your favorite song at the moment?
“Prisoners of War” by Organized Konfusion.
…rap grows on you, all right?
38) window seat or aisle?
Aisle. There’s less chance of being pressed up against someone who can’t comprehend the fact that their seat ended five inches before their elbow.
39) ever met any famous bands/singers/actors?
A tolerably famous artist, certainly.
40) do you feel that you've ever had a truly successful relationship?
Define ‘successful’.
41) do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Twirl it.
42) ricki lake or oprah winfrey?
They annoy me equally.
43) would you ever admit to having done plastic surgery of any kind if confronted?
If I did I’d be lying.
44) how long does your shower last?
A few minutes. The only useful function of a shower is to get clean, so why stay in it beyond that?
45) do you drive stick?
I don’t have a car.
46) cake or ice cream?
Ice cream. With sprinkles.
47) where'd it go?
Depends what it is.
48) what time do you get up?
When I kept the shop, six o’ clock. Now, whenever I need to; my life doesn’t allow for as strict a schedule as I’d like.
49) have you ever given money to a bum?
No.
50) when was your first crush?
Crushes were always very severely discouraged at home.
51) where do you wish you were?
New York-or in fact anywhere on Earth, so long as I was alive.
52) have you ever broken someone's heart?
I doubt it.
53) ever been given a ring?
Do you mean: have I been proposed to? No.
54) Longest relationship?
I’ve never been in one.
55) last gift you received:
A purpose.
56) last sport you played?
…I have no idea. It must have been something in school.
57) things you spend a lot of money on?
Nowadays? Transport. Dammit, where’s Nathan Petrelli’s brain when you need it?
58) where do you live?
989254371^1.
59) high school you attend(ed):
The most obnoxiously Catholic high school my mother could find.
60) last wedding attended:
An uncle’s, when I was a child. My mother almost didn’t let me go, because they already had a baby together when they married.
61) favorite fast food restaurant:
White Castle.
62) where do you work:
I used to be a watchmaker; I still own the shop.
63) can you cook?
Tolerably.
64) most hated food:
HAM. And CORN ON THE COB. >:(
65) can you sing?
As well as any other reluctant choirboy.
66) last concert attended:
I’ve never been to one.
67) favorite nonalcoholic drink:
Chai Tea.
68) favorite alcoholic drink:
I don’t drink.
69) current crush?
Mohinder …Are you joking?
1) are your parents married or divorced?
…I hate this meme already. They were married, a long time ago.
2) vegetarian?
No.
3) heaven?
I don’t suppose I ever really believed I’d end up there.
4) come close to dying?
Very funny.
5) what jewelry do you wear?
A watch. I’ve noticed people think of them as jewellery, though I’d just like to see the same level of balanced complexity in a pinkie-ring.
6) are you eating?
Whilst actually answering this? No.
7) do you eat the stems of broccoli?
Of course.
8) makeup?
…
9) virgin?
Yes.
10) would you ever have plastic surgery?
Why and for what reason?
11) what do you wear to bed?
…Bedclothes. The clue is in the name.
12) have you ever done anything illegal?
I could write a book.
13) can you roll your tongue?
Yes.
14) pluck your eyebrows?
DON’T TOUCH THE EYEBROWS.
15) what kind of watch(es) do you wear?
The watch I currently wear is one I put together myself over the course of seven years. The face and hands are those of a Hamilton-Khaki field mechanical watch, which, like mine, is self-winding; it seemed appropriate. The movement, though, is entirely my own work. Regrettably, it’s broken. I have to fix it - every tick it doesn’t give reminds me of that - but I haven’t held a real watchmaker’s tool in more than half a year.
16) abortion?
Mpreg?
17) Hair color?
Black.
18) future child's name?
I can honestly never see myself with children.
19) do you snore?
No.
20) if you could go anywhere in the world on a vacation, where would you go?
Hawaii, so I can try out my new shirt! Anywhere that isn’t Queens, to be honest.
21) do you sleep with stuffed animals?
…no.
22) if you won the lottery, what would you do first?
Buy a bigger bloody apartment. You couldn’t house a mouse in this thing.
23) gold or silver?
Gold. Never take second-best.
24) hamburger or hot dog?
Hot dog. …Why are you laughing?
25) if you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?
I’ve never thought about it. I might say ice-cream, except that a steady diet of that would put paid to this amazing physique I have somehow maintained whilst sitting repairing watches all my life.
26) beach, city, or country?
The city. So many more opportunities.
27) who was the last person you touched?
That annoying librarian.
28) where do you eat?
…At the table.
29) when's the last time you cried?
…My mother.
But not before or after that, not for a long time.
30) have you loved somebody so much it makes you cry?
Not in the traditional sense.
31) would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
I’ve never yet impersonated a woman. But you know if I did, I’d look fiiiiine.
32) ever been involved with the police?
Briefly, on several occasions. I like to think that they came out of each experience deader and wiser.
33) believe in Santa?
No.
34) do you talk in your sleep?
I try not to.
35) beach or pool
Beach. So I can show off my Hawaiian shirt!
36) can you cross your eyes?
Yes, but I can't see any useful application in it.
37) what's your favorite song at the moment?
“Prisoners of War” by Organized Konfusion.
…rap grows on you, all right?
38) window seat or aisle?
Aisle. There’s less chance of being pressed up against someone who can’t comprehend the fact that their seat ended five inches before their elbow.
39) ever met any famous bands/singers/actors?
A tolerably famous artist, certainly.
40) do you feel that you've ever had a truly successful relationship?
Define ‘successful’.
41) do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Twirl it.
42) ricki lake or oprah winfrey?
They annoy me equally.
43) would you ever admit to having done plastic surgery of any kind if confronted?
If I did I’d be lying.
44) how long does your shower last?
A few minutes. The only useful function of a shower is to get clean, so why stay in it beyond that?
45) do you drive stick?
I don’t have a car.
46) cake or ice cream?
Ice cream. With sprinkles.
47) where'd it go?
Depends what it is.
48) what time do you get up?
When I kept the shop, six o’ clock. Now, whenever I need to; my life doesn’t allow for as strict a schedule as I’d like.
49) have you ever given money to a bum?
No.
50) when was your first crush?
Crushes were always very severely discouraged at home.
51) where do you wish you were?
New York-or in fact anywhere on Earth, so long as I was alive.
52) have you ever broken someone's heart?
I doubt it.
53) ever been given a ring?
Do you mean: have I been proposed to? No.
54) Longest relationship?
I’ve never been in one.
55) last gift you received:
A purpose.
56) last sport you played?
…I have no idea. It must have been something in school.
57) things you spend a lot of money on?
Nowadays? Transport. Dammit, where’s Nathan Petrelli’s brain when you need it?
58) where do you live?
989254371^1.
59) high school you attend(ed):
The most obnoxiously Catholic high school my mother could find.
60) last wedding attended:
An uncle’s, when I was a child. My mother almost didn’t let me go, because they already had a baby together when they married.
61) favorite fast food restaurant:
White Castle.
62) where do you work:
I used to be a watchmaker; I still own the shop.
63) can you cook?
Tolerably.
64) most hated food:
HAM. And CORN ON THE COB. >:(
65) can you sing?
As well as any other reluctant choirboy.
66) last concert attended:
I’ve never been to one.
67) favorite nonalcoholic drink:
Chai Tea.
68) favorite alcoholic drink:
I don’t drink.
69) current crush?
Mohinder …Are you joking?