Meme... thing.
Stalkers are twats. A cautionary tale from the_brain_man.
downsidedarling is stalking the_brain_man
downsidedarling’s REAL name :
Gilberte Sowell
downsidedarling’s REAL DOB :
04th May 1985
Height :156 cm
Weight : 58.4 kg
downsidedarling has dreamt about you :
22 times
downsidedarling became interested in you :
12th August 2004
downsidedarling’s latest dream about you
You are working in an ice cream parlour. downsidedarling approaches the counter and asks for a whipped vanilla cone. You step out from behind the counter brandishing a leather whip in full BDSM gear.
This is how downsidedarling describes your relationship behind your back
‘It’s all gone to shit. I can’t be without him. Tonight’s the night that I end it all. Where the fuck did I put the shotgun?’
downsidedarling’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
downsidedarling has a number of the_brain_man’s old school books littered around their bedroom.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
downsidedarling had their tongue pierced just to win your approval.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Love contains the same number of characters as fuck. This cannot be a coincidence. Shall we do it at your place or mine?
The Police
No. calls to the police :
4 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Look, I need help now. A friend of mine is on top of my roof and they’re threatening to kill themselves unless I accept their marriage proposal. Fuck! I just heard a massive thud! Jesus they’ve done it!"
downsidedarling’s Police File
downsidedarling is a right sadastic bastard and should be detained for as long as possible.
Testimonies about downsidedarling
cazrolime - Flaccid Pornstar
‘Neurotic, depressing and royally fucked up are only three of the possible phrases I could use to describe both downsidedarling and the_brain_man. Chances are the_brain_man’s just made all of this shit up again.’