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[the_brass_ring]

 "You know, if you got married and then went on Wife Swap, you would make some guy SO miserable that when his real wife returned, he’d do whatever she said for the rest of his life.”

My mom said this to me just a few moments ago.  I find it to be one of my greatest achievements to date.

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[horror_kitten]

lol that's funny

[sherpamelissa]

LOL @ your mom.

I think most Wife Swap guys would be thrilled to get me. :)

[the_brass_ring]

GIRL IF YOU WERE MY WIFE I'D NEVER LET YOU LEAVE MY BED.

Sorry. Too soon? :X