Wish I was back in the land of sun, sea, sand, mayan ruins, skinny-dipping busting police, talking parrots, hippy retreats, tequila, spanish speaking MEXICO ( Read more... )

My computer illiteracy fully exposed!!!

How much of a computer geek are you?
Chav
You convinced your parents you needed a computer for schoolwork, in fact you needed it for MSN. Now that you have MSN you no longer need to phone friends, in fact the only thing you use the phone for is premium rate... tech support.

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I've been in uni hardcore revising since 8.45am and have only just stopped. It's kinda sad that because I am lacking in funds and no one's around to play with because of work/uni/exams, that I've spent most of birthday alone revising! Tis most unlike me! I am normally falling out of a plane on my birthday, or getting stupidly drunk and passing out ( Read more... )

Cars - maybe yes, they are rather curvey and sexeh

Chocolate - well, it is virtually orgasmic anyway

But using sex to sell person lifestyle choices?? Like sex to sell vegetarianism, aparently...!?

*shakes head*

*goes off to slowly and seductively tease the end of a cucumber with tongue* :p

How dull!

Your Deadly Sins

Envy: 40%

Greed: 40%

Pride: 40%

Gluttony: 20%

Lust: 20%

Sloth: 20%

Wrath: 0%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 26%

You will die a boring death. While dying, you will be jealous of those who die dramatic deaths.

How Sinful Are You?

Now, my friends, do as the British do best ( Read more... )

oh wow! In the height of my valient efforts to procasinate as much as is humanly possible before my exams, me and alex were sitting in the garden drinking morning tea when we started throwing a tangerine... but then, it came to us ( Read more... )

Well, as my tutor handed me the guidlines for our vacacion essay at the end of my tutorial, he added "Just thought I'd give you this in case you happen to still be doing physics next year ( Read more... )

My maths tutor just gave me his number in case I ever want to buy drugs off him!! Tee hee.

I had my lip repierced yesterday by a very kind boyfriend of Ree, Jay, and it rather hurt! Forget the tattoo, forget the tongue piercing, forget the FIRST lip piercing! It really hurt! Jay was excellent and mega profesional and all but I still squirmed and ( Read more... )