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[the_bungalow]

Ben: Derrr, look at me, I'm *insert my name here*, I'm retahdedth.
Me: Aww, no, your name is Ben. But since you're retarded, I understand how you could get confused.
Everybody does commercial/television-related rants, so I've tried to steer clear of that genre because I'm not as funny when I write about that stuff since my emotions get in the way.

Comments

[doctor_keke]

oh, is that who those people are in the commercials? god they sound like shit. no wonder they are rejects.

[the_bungalow]

I'm not sure if they actually are, but they may as well be. I have a feeling that they're the type who went to the auditions and were rejected.

[cris_nicewelts]

I feel murderous when I see Glad Bag (the perky bitch with THAT voice), Old Navy, Bratz, Hair Products, AXE Body Deodorant commercials.

[super_sycoh]

I've stopped watching T.V. so... I haven't really seen those new-fangled commercials. But the last time I DID watch t.v..well I felt the sudden urge to MURDER the DR. Scholls(sp?) people with their annoying "gellin" catchphrase.

There's at least a difference between Britney and Paris. Paris only spent a couple weeks with white trash, Britney's living it.

[convoitez]

that was so brilliant my ass is bleeding.

[the_bungalow]

Does that mean you find rough anal sex brilliant? Because some guys would find that hot.

[orestesc]

WTF go learn about orgasms

[the_bungalow]

WTF your mom seems to think I'm an expert.