sometimes I don’t get life, you know what i mean? i don’t get how a nice rope could end up with some jackass like the wrench hes such a tool, man and when I say hes a tool, hes a fucking tool. i cant control the fact that i have feelings for the rope. ccan you really control those urges? i wish i could change them. i wish i could just make ( Read more... )

so here's the story, folks. i was sitting atop the mantle in the billiard room, just hoping Mr. Green would select me to be the weapon used in the murder. of course, of course that bitch just has to choose the revolver. you know, of all the weapons what made him want to choose that shithead? i am sick of the revolver's passive aggressive ( Read more... )