A Mailman Walks Into a Bar........

[the_cloudwalker]

Today I went to a bar. No, not to drink. I just went in to deliver mail. Tending bar was a fairly attractive woman in her early 30s. I hand her the mail, and ask, "Is there anything going out?" (meaning outgoing mail, of course

Comments

[autovon_matt]

Sophmoric replies to seemingly obvious set-up questions?? Oh my God. 'Love Connection' has died and it's soul slipped through lucifer's fingers, escaped from hell, and found it's way to York, PA.

Quote me on this, (if you want to kick my ass, and you're from York PA, you most likely won't be able to because I will have already called the INS on your behalf prior to this remark):

"York, PA. Where potential suicide candidates go for inspiration."

[jupiterbliss]

"York, PA. Where potential suicide candidates go for inspiration."
i just want to say i love that quote

[autovon_matt]

lol, that place makes me depressed whenever I drive through it, I don't know why. I guess certain atmospheres trigger people differently. PA named one of it's counties after it, For Shame!!!

[crystalfaery]

you obviously haven't been to california, pa.

[morganvague]

awww

[queenpoopoo]

Aw! Of course she was asking you out, who wouldn't? You look hot in the mailman uniform. Mmm...hot mailman.

Btw, my story is better.