SUCK IT FULLMETAL!

[the_cololnel]

I had no idea you led such a sordid life, Edward.

A run in with Scar.

Here he's fraternizing with family members.

Several views on Mr. Elric

A doppelganger of some sort?

Once again being mistaken for a child.

Comments

OOC

[iamnotawimp]

Can I just say that the translation of the first one is so botched up and the original punch line is much funnier? :( (Ed originally screams "WASH YOUR HANDS!")

Re: OOC

[the_cololnel]

I've never seen the original, although I do think both punchlines are hilarious.

[clearwhite_eyes]

D-did Ed-san really do those th-things?

[the_cololnel]

Only the first and last ones.

[clearwhite_eyes]

O-oh...I see...

[the_cololnel]

The others are just fanart.

[upyourscolonel]

I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU, BASTARD COLONEL.

[stfu_edward]

Please don't kill him. I don't want you arrested.

[upyourscolonel]

I WON'T BE! IT'LL BE A PUBLIC SERVICE!

[stfu_edward]

I really don't want a murder for a boyfriend, thanks.

[princeassassin]

Ushishishishi, how funny!

[upyourscolonel]

FUCK YOU GAYLORD

[princeassassin]

But you look so stupid!!

[the_cololnel]

Awww, don't be so hard on the little guy.

[sparklingxx]

If he weren't about to kill you, I would admit those are quite funny.

Hello there, I'm Leah Clearwater~

[upyourscolonel]

If you're kidnapping him, I recommend smashing his skull in first.

[sparklingxx]

I like his skull better intact. Not to mention, I'm more a biter than a basher.

[the_cololnel]

Hello Ms. Clearwater, it's a pleasure.