OFFICIAL REPORT #1: THE FINDING AND ADDRESMENT OF THE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST AND HIS ENSUING PUNISHMENT

[the_cololnel]

TO EDWARD ELRIC AKA 'THE FULL METAL ALCHEMIST'. YOU HAVEN'T BEEN REPORTING IN, ED! We're worried about you, thinking you might have been hurt or killed, but here we find you playing around on this social networking site. IF I HAVE TO DO PAPERWORK, THEN YOU HAVE TO GO DO YOUR WORK TOO.

To everyone else:I am Colonel Roy Mustang, the Flame Alchemist

Comments

[natsudragonil]

MY NAME IS NATSU DRAGONIL AND WE WILL BE FRIENDS.

[upyourscolonel]

YOU DON'T WANT TO BE HIS FRIEND.

[natsudragonil]

I think I do.

[upyourscolonel]

No. You really don't.

HE'LL SET YOU ON FIRE!

[key2yourheart]

I'm Lucy Heartphilia~.

[the_cololnel]

Oh my, another lovely young lady. I'm charmed.

[key2yourheart]

You're too kind~!

[the_cololnel]

Thank you.

Miniskirts?

[rorofightdapowa]

SO YOU'RE THE COLONEL THAT ED KEEPS BITCHING ABOUT!!!!

[upyourscolonel]

DON'T START.

[rorofightdapowa]

[upyourscolonel]

I hope you enjoy the Dia Gurren's new shape.

[ihaveasoul]

I haven't had a 'leader' for over two hundred years, I don't plan on having one now.

[the_cololnel]

I assure you I will be unlike any other leader you have ever had!

[ihaveasoul]

That's the thing, I haven't had one. I am a leader.

Plus, I have this thing against the military.

[the_cololnel]

Too bad for you then. I'm phenomenal.

Would you be willing to be hired as a mercenary?

[overlord_dammit]

No one is my leader!

And your username isn't witty at all.

[upyourscolonel]

Y'know, I was gonna yell at him for that too.

[overlord_dammit]

You should have. It's horrible.

[upyourscolonel]

I'll do that.