[In a
Strongbad-isque voice] "Hey everybody, I'm real excited to be here. I'm your new pope and everything. Yeah, I'm really glad I could make it here today, to be your pope. Uh... I'm german, just to let you know. And, uh, yeah, I got some views, that are awesome. I really hope you all like me, and uh, send me e-mail. Uh... Yeah, I'm old and
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