Comments | the_corruption: I hear something?

the_corruption

I hear something?

Feb 14, 2008 14:05

Wait, what's that noise?? It's like a huge, super-high pitched whining noise, like an air-raid siren...???

OOOH! That's right! It's Valentine's Day! The day for all the single people everywhere to whine and drone on about how they're single!

'cuz obviously, THAT's the Holiday's fault... clearly...

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kierthos February 14 2008, 19:17:39 UTC

Yeah, because hey, it's not like we're subjected to commercials and advertisements and all that crapola everywhere we go, even fucking gas stations have valentine's day crap out.

And yeah, part of it is my fault. I work nights, I don't have a very acceptable personality... but I can't get away from the fucking ads, and the fucking radio commentators who blather on about celebrating the goddamned holiday, and every other pointless piece of shit that is associated with this goddamned day.

Besides, people seem to get upset if I mention that my preferred way of celebrating Valentine's day "traditionally" is having my enemies lined up against a wall and shot.

the_corruption February 14 2008, 20:34:48 UTC

Subjected? Oh, I see... the VICTIM MENTALITY, yes... You, of course, realize this is the same reasoning morons use to censor things that scare them. They and their children are SUBJECTED to blah, blah, blah ( ... )

kierthos February 15 2008, 12:53:51 UTC

You know, I had this whole wonderful diatribe type response all planned out, in the vein of "what if there were a holday called "Jab Cecil in the eye with a rusty screwdriver?" and you had to see advertising for that start a month before the actual holiday?" But you know, fuck it ( ... )

the_corruption February 15 2008, 16:44:36 UTC

Fine, hate the holiday. Just don't be a whiney little bitch about it, that's all I'm saying.

You know, Angie Aparo is playing tonight in 5-points. Your brother's going with us. And even past that, I go to Shooter's Choice every other wednesday during "Ladies Night" at the range, Christ knows I've been trying to get people to come out with me to blow the SHIT out of paper badguys. My point is you don't HAVE to do the typical going out, there is plenty of other opportunities just to have fun (and discharging firearms is ALWAYS fun.).

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esazuremoon February 14 2008, 19:49:00 UTC

Hey, I don't whine or complain! I just buy candy for myself and cry myself to sleep ;P Nah, really, I just treat it like any other day. Work, games, chat and sleep. I really know how to party, you see.

ne February 15 2008, 00:29:34 UTC

LOL
Hugs and love ya hun.

It's my firm belief that loving folks should not be relagated to one day of the year ya know?
Enh, I'm spending the day with my boy, we're playing video games and drinking here at the house grin.

sylkweb February 15 2008, 05:06:13 UTC

I FUCKING LOVE YOU. :) Your opinions make me happy.

Do not ever wonder why you are awesome, You just are.

I miss you guys. I'm coming to visit soon.

tweedlebee February 15 2008, 20:19:38 UTC

Valentines day is just another way for businesses that can't sell their stuff during the rest of the year like beer and bread companies do. So the candy, flowers and card companies have to make up reasons to buy their stuff by laying a guilt trip on the poor unsuspecting public.

By the way,

Nice seeing you post again. Hope all is going well with you and your family.