Trollin'
You: Vag buddy? Is that you?
Stranger: santa cooked your christmas in his hobbit hole
You: No Santa's here! No peens allowed
You: Only vaginas
You: Mrs. Clauses could be in here somewhere
Stranger: but santa is a giant pussy
Stranger: does he still count?
You: He's a cat?
You: No no cats allowed either
You: Only
Stranger: female cat tho
You: Vaginas
You: Not cat vaginas
You: Cats aren't friendly
Stranger: what about sand vaginas?
You: No sand allowed
You: JUST VAGINAS
Stranger: what IS allowed?
You: I dont think you understand
You: How
You: Grave
You: The
You: Situation
You: IS
Stranger: go africa then, alot of vagina there
You: Africa is already my Vag Buddy
You: She understands the rules
You: UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE
Stranger: but
You: NO BUTTS EITHER
Stranger: i love you?
You: NO
You: NO MEANS NO
You: NO MEANS NO
Stranger: i will force you into it
You: WITH A CHEESE GRATOR
Stranger: take my girth, boy.
You: Oh you must be putting it in someone else
You: I am no boy
You: I AM MAN BEAR PIG
You: GIRL
You: MAN
Stranger: you cerial?
You: Perhaps
Stranger: or.. cereal
You: PERHAPS
Stranger: meh
You: I am a bowl of Cookie Crisp
You: COOKIE CRISP
Stranger: youre super, no thanks for asking
You: THIS
You: IS
You: FUCKING
You: SERIOUS
Stranger: whats cookie crisp?
You: A CEREAL
You: OF COOKIES
You: COOKIES FUCKING BREAKFAST
Stranger: sounds dicusting
You: I AM FUCKING DELICIOUS
You: DONT
You: YOU
You: DOUBT
You: MY
You: FLAVOR
You: BITCH
Stranger: are the cookies white chocolate?
You: NO THOSE ARE FOR PUSSIES
You: I AM CHOCOLATE CHIP BITCH
Stranger: yeah, white chocolate chip
You: A chocolate chip vagina cereal
You: NO MILK CHOCOLATE
Stranger: yeah thats right, its no milk chocolate, but its yes white chocolate
You: NO BITCH
You: WHITE CHOCOLATE ISNT EVEN CHOCOLATE
You: ITS BUTTER
You: BITCH BUTTER
Stranger: white chocolate is the best
Stranger: milk chocolate is like saying you like hitler
You: WHITE CHOCOLATE IS IN MY VAGINA
You: Actually I prefer Dark Chocolate
You: which if you think about it, it's like anti hitler
Stranger: thats what she said!
You: Actually now that I think about it... WOuldn't liking WHITE chocolate be along the lines of liking hitler
Stranger: well then, i must like hitler ;s
Stranger: black power!
You: YOU BITCH
Stranger: i mean white
You: You are a terrible nazi
Stranger: no, im just in training
Stranger: its excusable
You: NIEN
Stranger: ten!
You: Eleven
Stranger: twelve
You: DOCTORS
You: No there isnt a 12th doctor yet
Stranger: nurses
You: Purses
Stranger: who are these doctors?
You: Not these doctors
You: THE DOCTOR
You: THE
You: MOTHER
You: FUCKING
You: DOCTOR
You: BITCH
Stranger: yeah but doctor who?
You: Loooooooool
You: Just the Doctor
You: JUST THE DOCTOR
Stranger: doctor WHO?
You: ARE YOU A DALEK?
Stranger: i only liked christopher eccleston, the rest are cack
You: Your dick is cack
You: cock to be percise
Stranger: my dick is cock?
You: penis
You: pennies
You: porn
You: corn
You: moose
You: I AM
Stranger: crazy
You: I AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
You: Greg the average
Stranger: hello greg, im george
You: NO
You: THAT CANNOT BE
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: yes
You: okay
Stranger: ANYWAY im going now, as it is 4:22 am and i havent slept, and i gotta go into town tomorroww
You: SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK
You: And so is pants
You: REMEMBER THAT
You: Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemember it
You: forever
You: and ever
You: I love you
Stranger: in our country pants means underwear
Stranger: so i gotta go commando now?
You: Those are for the weak too
You: YES
You: Rock out with your vag out
Stranger: no, im going to rob you with my nob out?
Stranger: ANYWAY good morning
Your conversational partner has disconnected.