That wasn't me! (Grace!) Actually I was planning on saying something a little bit more sassy like this:
Have you ever noticed that in your twisted fantasies that include wanton hotties you never actually have sex with them you just kiss them real nice for forever? You're basically the biggest prude I've ever met.
I'm the biggest prude? Okay, I'm gonna' say it. Do you know why Phil and I kissed and made out passionately instead of having sex? (Because we really did.)
PHIL DOESN'T LIKE PUTTING HIS MEMBER IN MY DIRTY BEHIND. AND VICE VERSA. SANTORUM.
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And we do really smile at the end of these fights, just because we're cool and movie-moment like that.
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Have you ever noticed that in your twisted fantasies that include wanton hotties you never actually have sex with them you just kiss them real nice for forever? You're basically the biggest prude I've ever met.
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Do you know why Phil and I kissed and made out passionately instead of having sex? (Because we really did.)
PHIL DOESN'T LIKE PUTTING HIS MEMBER IN MY DIRTY BEHIND. AND VICE VERSA.
SANTORUM.
But I appreciate you calling us hotties.
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I'm sorry!
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