Gluttony (Part I?)

[the_crevasse]

I was happy as I got out of school yesterday. There would be no school the following day, and it was MONDAY! So I joined Sadie Cox and Max Melamed for a quest for food. This is a very unusual thing, considering I usually come straight home and attempt to do homework. But this Monday would be different: I would go eat and converse with my two

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[capcalera]

You are my favorite storyteller.

[the_crevasse]

THAT IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN WAITING TO HEAR.

[capcalera]

Ok so that was actually really funny around the McRib part then you lost me at creamy vomit and having to piss yourself with delight. You take thefunniest stories and make them NNAASSTTYY
-grace

[the_crevasse]

GIRL! IT'S CALLED GLUTTONY!
How could I not throw in throwing up?
Sorry. I promise the next one will not be disgusting.
That includes not making pee pee references.

[anonymous]

you fat fuck.

[the_crevasse]

If this is Max Bagus, which it is, you can suck my fatty boobatty duck hunter.