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[the_crowchan]

I have unclogged my first stuck toilet in my own hovel, like grown-ups do.

I feel dizzy. I smell like poo. And I will never be able to wash my hands enough.

(I swear to God. It smells like a RHINO shat in there.)

Comments

[eye_in_the_hand]

You're supposed to use a tool, not your hands. Like grown-ups do! Avoid wearing the plunger as a hat afterwards.

[the_crowchan]

I have plunged the depths! Plungin' plungin'!

But as I got the crappy six-dollar plunger Made in China, it never quite got a good seal on the drain, and as a result, splashed a lot of 'water' everywhere.

With all the things that plunger's seen, I'm surprised I'm allowing it in the same ZIP code as me.

[benchilada]

A) OCD Boy hates plunging toilets,
B) Stop eating rhinos

[the_crowchan]

But they're so delicious!