"Happy Birthday" by "Weird" Al Yankovic.

Happy birthday ( Read more... )

Dear Bush Supporters:

Embarrassed yet?

Love,
Crow

My, my. It HAS been a while, hasn’t it, Internet ( Read more... )

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It's all colours, you think, when you stare at an empty page. You wonder if everyone gets them. If everybody, every once in a while, has some vindictive gibbering creature-god burst up from the steaming, slobbering, cave in the dark hinterland of their Paleolithic brain, grab their head, and feverishly wrap their brain in glaringly bright stage- ( Read more... )

You know, filthies, I'm almost sure I've done this one before.

But perhaps you should give it a try, anyway!

And pay attention to the answers. There'll be a quiz later.

Rules: You can ask me THREE questions - no matter how "crazy, inappropriate, or random" they are - and I will answer 100% truthfully (or as close to the truth as I possibly can ( Read more... )

I know it's been a while, my filthies. Things are busy, is all. I am busy.

But do not fret! I have not forgotten you, brave journalbox.

Here -- to tide you nerds over until I can fill your bellies with my usual rambling nonsense, I bring you my most precious gift:


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Holy socks. I have been sickly like a dog, filthies.

I've busted some vessels in my eye, and aspirated some mango juice through my nose. The inside of my mouth tastes like a troop of baboons have been using it for a toilet. It's almost too much fun ( Read more... )

Did You Know?
Crow is going to Megacon in Orlando, accompanied by personages varied and sundry, a week from today!

Going to be there? Want to meet and greet? Willing to help me beat up legions of slavering Eisner fans to snag copies of The Spirit?

Leave us a message, my turnips. Hailing frequencies are open.

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I don't know if you've noticed, filthies. But the President of the United States has a really punchable face.

(welcome welcome welcome to the tragic kingdom)