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You've all seen The Silence of the Lambs, right? I rewatched that again a week or two ago, and a thought entered my head during the scene where Buffalo Bill dresses up like a woman and prances around naked ( Read more... ) -
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Ah, lovely three day break. I swear, when I signed up for a part-time job, I was expecting something along the lines of 20 hours a week, not 72 hours in a two-week span. That's just a day less than the full-timers.
I'm not doing a fucking thing either. I may grow a Unibomber beard and stay in the house the whole fucking time. :P -
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I knelt down in front of the stove to clean it at work today. This was somewhere between 8:00 and 8:30 this morning.
I can only assume this is when the front of my pants ripped, exposing my balls to the world. And I didn't notice until I got home. At 3:30.
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Well, I just watched a professional wrestler shit talk a buddy of mine on live television. That was odd. :P -
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I have the greatest coffee cup known to man.
It might not win any beauty pageants, but it wins hands down for sheer functionality. The thing holds a pint and a half of fluid, and you can rest assured that I drink that much of my sweet morning nectar every day of my life.
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I dropped a tray on my foot yesterday. More specifically, my ankle; I was almost fast enough to dodge it totally, but it nailed the fuck out of my outer ankle on my right foot. It hurt like hell...for about five minutes. But after I sat down for a bit, the pain subsided. The only sign of damage was a small wound where the tray dug into my skin ( Read more... ) -
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Well, one of my coworkers managed to shit on herself today.
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Man, I'm looking forward to this weekend. I've forgotten what it's like to not work on Saturday and Sunday.
What are my plans? I HAVE NONE! I may just stay in bed the whole fucking time. :P
