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[the_dataman]

Ah, Valentine's is soon, again. Which means a multitude of pink, sparkly, or chocolatey cocktails for the ladies. We even use heart-shaped ice cubes. Female patronage has increased 15.3%. I am not looking forward to when they start decorating, too.

Comments

[plieonthis]

...I've suddenly been requested for a lot more sparkles in my wardrobe.

[the_dataman]

They do make you stand out more on the dance floor, yes.

[plieonthis]

I've been able to bargain for red. Red is a Valentine color.

[the_dataman]

That it is.

[kikuei]

Depends on what the decorations will look like this year. They can't be that bad.

[the_dataman]

There is a 88% probability that it will be more than 50% pink.

[gummy_tensai]

I swear to god if I see one more heart....

[the_dataman]

I am sure everyone is equally sick of them.

[flaming_redhead]

Did you get your sparkly heart headband yet?

[the_dataman]

No, and when I do I'll use it to decorate the bar instead.

[dashjuggler]

What happens if we crack these heart-shaped ice cubes in half?

[the_dataman]

Then there is a 33% probability that the customer will complain or cry.