dude i have GOT to start regimenting my daily texting quotas. ive been slacking HARD all month on telling dirty old british men about how i'd love to feel their great big c-words inside my sopping wet fanny (their word for the vag) so now in order to get paid this month i have to do 1350 texts in the next six days, four of which i'm also working ( Read more... )

weird, they have a new editor on here.  dont think i like it.

ANYWAY.  just got home from going up to the health department and getting an eligibility screening or whatever, and i get free fucking services.  aka free pap smear, std testing AND birth control.  i am ecstatic.  it's really been bothering me not being able to keep current with ( Read more... )

have a job now, starting my orientation with jcpenny in the morning ( Read more... )

i read a lot of sex blogs. the first form of porn i was exposed to when i was a kid was my grandpas dirty novels (i found them, he didnt like read them to me before bed or anything haha), and seeing the written word used to describe sex acts has always held a place in my little bookworm heart. so, i saw a post about this contest that sextoys.com ( Read more... )

oh my goodness ( Read more... )

i mean seriously ( Read more... )

i love music ( Read more... )

man i'm gonna be all over the east coast in the next month ( Read more... )

he's adorable. beautiful blue-green eyes, clear olive skin, and the cutest mole right next to his left nipple (he calls it his spot).. too bad he's four and too sick to go to preschool today. his sister's already over it and was whisked off to school by her mother earlier this morning. the cleaning lady's making lots of noise downstairs, so we ( Read more... )

it's four AM and i'm watching golden girls ( Read more... )