☾ VI

[the_devils_maid]

[The following is repeated in English, Japanese, German, Hungarian, and Romanian.Although everyone is panicking over the sudden problems with communicating, I promise to all employers that the quality and timeliness of my maidwork will not be affected at all

Comments

[touchmysquirrel]

Eh, no-one cares if maids can't speak English anyway. Doesn't affect your ability to work, does it?

[the_devils_maid]

Of course not.

[touchmysquirrel]

Well, then.

[playswithwater]

That's quite a list of qualifications.

[the_devils_maid]

Interested, sir?

[Whoops, Japanese]

[playswithwater]

[Laughter] I fail on nearly all counts.

Imperial, which is close enough to Romanian for him to get the gist

[nightlord_3045]

Accustomed to blood loss? What does your mistress do to her tutors for that to be a requirement?

[the_devils_maid]

Oh, nothing of particular note. She is a little rambunctious; that's all.

[lazygatekeeper]

I think the "no pay, no breaks" thing might be turning a lot of people off this. Just saying.

[the_devils_maid]

Don't be foolish, Meiling. I'm the employer and you're the employee, so naturally I know how it works.

[lazygatekeeper]

But won't most people want to get paid for working long hours? I mean, I don't mind, but I guess humans are different.

[There's a pause.] And uh... can I ask you something?

[the_devils_maid]

Sigh. This is why I am the head maid of the Scarlet Devil Mansion and you the gatekeeper: you wouldn't understand the nuances needed to keep things functioning properly. Humans are simply lazy.

You can ask me whatever you want, but me answering may be another matter entirely.