This Fucking Crazy Weekend
soooooo here's a summary of my weekend
so on friday school ended early and i went back to milli's house with vicky and pearl and megger and milli and aleks. when we got to millis we decided to go to the beach and it was really awesomely sweet. when we first got there we climbed up a big rock and sat for a while, then me and pearl decided to excavate a new rock but according to pearl they were all "shit rocks" so we didn't. they six of us kind of branched off into two groups. me and pearl and vicker were messing around by the water side and megger, milli and aleks were all sitting by the rock. vicker has like SOOOO many funny pictures from that day. then on the way back to milli's i was scourging pearl and she was like
pearl: ow you're scourging me!
me: hahahahahaha!
pearl: ow! gosh it's like the passion of me!
(first blasphemy)
then vicker, me and pearl went to the good friday service at vickers church. on the way there vicker blasphemeyd because she compared herself to christ...
vicky: gosh! i'm so nice and i'm so forgiving! i'm like the modern day jesus.
pearl: BLASPHEMY!!!
there's gonna be quite a bit of dialouge in the entry. so then while we were at church people were venerating the big cross that the people brought up infront of everyone. me and pearl venerated and then when we sat down i said...
me: that's kind of odd... all those people are kissing the cross
pearl: yeah wouldn't that suck if you got Mono from the cross?
me: (laughing my ass off)
so then after the good friday service we went to the Eyes Wide Open exhibit down by city hall which was very sad. it was this exhibit type thing to honor all those that have been killed in Iraq. it's hard to describe... it was just really sad. i'll post a picture of it... that's what i'll do.
*vicky took this picture
while we were at the exhibit there were people on a stage reading off names of those who'd died, so me and vicky and pearl and vicky's mom decided we should read names too, so we did. it was a very cold night. so after we saw the exhibit it was decided that pearl was going to spend then night at my house along with vicky. so we all went to FUUUUUUZIOS! for dinner! haha gotta love Fuzios! w00tw00t. so the while we were in Fuzios me and pearl decided we're going to start a band and vick decided that we're going to be called The Bark Fucks... sometimes i have no idea what goes through that girls head... oh well.
so i started doing that ndzhssss thing (probably on vicker and pearl are gonna get that) so then pearl started singing the burrito taco song. here are the lyrics
"Taco Song"
No burritos just tacos no [x4]
no no no no...
can i have a burrito? no
can I have an enchilada? no
one fajita an 2 quesedillas? no no no
no no no no...
no enchiladas, no tostadas, no quesedillas, only tacos
no burritos just tacos no, no burritos just tacos no
no no no no...
se la balle calita (?)
Americano esta bailando,
Peruviano esta bailando
Nicaraguenze esta bailando
Never heard of it esta bailando
no burritos just tacos no [x4]
no enchiladas, no quesedillas, no fajitas, no tostadas
Only Tacoooos
a la balle calita
doot doot doo doo doo doo doo...
no burritos just tacos no, no burritos just tacos no
can I get a cheeseburger? No
can I get a...faaa.. no
Can I get anything? no
No no only tacos?
No no Tacos
No burrtios just tacos no
Only Tacos! [x4]
Sorry sir we're out of tacos [x6]
so that was really uber funny. and then we blasphemyed again by writing a jesus rap. i lost the napkin on which we wrote it but i do remember some of it so here's the part i remember.
lil' jesus, lil' jesus yo yo yo he was betrayed by judas. he was born in bethlehem, his tunic didn't have a hem. they through lots for his clothes, and inflicted him with many blows.
that's all i remember. vicky said we'd go to hell for writing a rap like that. that's okay though. hahaha. so then after fuzios we reted Not Another Teen Movie and we watched it and it was funny. we decided that Laney Briggs brother looked like Jimmy Neutron. then we went to sleep downstairs in my moms basement. then we woke up the next morning blah blah blah. and then the three of us went to my voice lessons. well first pearl and vicky went to pearls house for a half hour so they didn't have to listen to me sing scales. then they came back halfway through my lesson and listened to me sing. then after that we were driving home and we saw this TOTALLY FLIPPIN SWEET garage sale going on so we literally jumped out of the car. i found this awesome old fasioned wedding dress that looks like the one Cecilia wears in The Virgin Suicides. So i was like drooling over this dress and the whose garage sale it was came up to me and vicky and pearl and was like
Weird guy: yeah that’s an awesome dress
Me: I know! I love it sooooo much!!! I think I’m gonna buy it
Weird guy: Do you want to try it on? Yanno, make sure it fits?
Me: yeah totally that’d be great
Weird guy: okay well my truck’s right there, you can just change in the back
Me: (looks to where he’s pointing. Truck’s across the street under a tree, slightly up a hill)
(Vicky and Pearl look at me like wtf?)
Me: (voice unsure and nervous) ummmm… yeah… maybe I’ll just buy it
Woman who’s married to the weird guy: well you could just try it on over your clothes
Me: yeah! That’s a great idea!
(Me, Pearl and Vicky breath a sigh of relief)
so that was a really weird part of the day. after that we went back to my house and died pearls hair black. that was fun. after that Megger came over and all four of us went downtown. we bopped around and me and megger got mashed potatoes at the Macy's food court because that's our tradition. (i love that tradition megger!!!) and then we went upstairs into Sephora and we got bombarded by people trying to sell us perfume. as a sales gimmick they were making people cotton candy, so me and megger got some. it was uber yummy. after that we left and went to Urban Outfitters where everything's too expensive to buy. then megger got new shoes at puma. then she left and me an vicky and pearl tried to get smoothies at this place. Me and Vicky ordered Pina Colada smoothies and specifically asked that there be NO coconut shaving's in our smoothies. then the woman said something that i couldn't understand so i was like what? and she was like adkfa;eliaj;erf and i still couldn't understand her but she was already being bitchy so i was like whatever. and so after i give her specific instructions of NO COCONUT SHAVINGS WHATSOEVER!!! she puts them in anyways and my smoothie sucked. then me and vicker and pearl went back to vickers house. and we got ready to go see
The Academy Is...
The Gym Class Heros
Midtown
Fallout boy
concert wich was OMGOSH so much fun. i went into every circle pit that was started and i was like oh yeah i'm such a hardXcore chick! hahaha. i took vicker into her first ever circle pit which is so awesome. i have bruises all over my body but i'm good. italked to a hot guy named Mike which was pretty funny. he let me wear his hat, hahaha. so then this morning i went to an easter service at Grace Cathedral. it was fun to see Lizzy and Brittany and Lily.
it was a good weekend...
PRESTON
mkay. sooooo here's the deal with this gay ass fucker. i call him like a month ago to invite him to the fallout boy concert. i bought four tickets. one for me, one for vicker, one for vickers mom, and one for preston because he asked me to. so then i don't talk to him till last weekend. and i only talk to him for like 5 minutes, which is enough to confirm that a) he was gonna be here this weekend and b) that he'd come over to my house at 1:30 so that we could go hang on Haight before the concert. so then it's friday and i'm trying to get a hold of him but i can't, so i call his sister-in-law to ask if Preston's in the city yet and she's all like "he was supposed to be in the city this weekend? i never heard a word from him about that" so by now i'm pretty fucking pissed. so i'm calling him and calling him but he never answered. so i'm just thinking of all the other times when he's blown me off or let me down and it just added up! like hella much... then i started thinking about how much pain and suffering he's really caused me. and then i started questioning why the hell i ever liked him in the first place... then i came to the conclusion that in reality i've been over him for a really long time, i just haven't been able to let it go and move on. but i have. it's a great feeling.
"its amazing what youll find when you just open your eyes
sometimes love can leave you blind
but still you try to cover all the lies and ignore all the signs
sometimes love can leave you blind
what i thought was a certainty has left me spinning in circles again
comparing to the last time that we had spoke it seems to
me that youre not happy like you used to be
to you im like a flavor that wouldnt last you took one bite
than spat me out real fast
and now this mark remains and will never ever go away"
it's a little bit funny how that song up there is exactly what i went through while i was still holding onto preston. i can't believe i ever liked him... now just going back and seeing what a sad sap i was makes me disgusted. *shudder* it makes me sick. i don't even want to be his friend anymore... he has absolutely NO redeeming qualities except for the fact that he listens to good music. but that's all. was a sad specimen of human... i think i pity him.
well that's all for now!
♥
lurve you all