A Story! :p Comments appreciated
She always hated that wallpaper. Stupid drunk, stupid Michael, stupid dead Lucifer and stupid lemons. Felicia didn't even know why the wallpaper in her mother's house had lemons on it to begin with, but she had never liked it. Lemons weren't even pretty. The lemons were dancing and swaying now, and she decided that drinking those last few shots was not one of her more clever moves.
Then again, if Michael hadn't been being an asshole she'd probably still be in the bar, commiserating and not talking and generally being morose. It would serve Michael right if he ended up dying of alcohol poisoning, the dick. Lucifer wouldn't want him being such a douchebag, would he? But bring him up and all you got was a string of drunk curse words and your rights as a friend stripped away.
Oh, silly Felicia, she had forgotten, you weren't allowed to mourn for someone unless you were fucking them.
And those Goddamn lemons...
Lol. I'm in one of those moods where I want to show everyone how awesome and amazing and modest I am. But anywho, I liked this one a lot.
Then again, if Michael hadn't been being an asshole she'd probably still be in the bar, commiserating and not talking and generally being morose. It would serve Michael right if he ended up dying of alcohol poisoning, the dick. Lucifer wouldn't want him being such a douchebag, would he? But bring him up and all you got was a string of drunk curse words and your rights as a friend stripped away.
Oh, silly Felicia, she had forgotten, you weren't allowed to mourn for someone unless you were fucking them.
And those Goddamn lemons...
Lol. I'm in one of those moods where I want to show everyone how awesome and amazing and modest I am. But anywho, I liked this one a lot.