Weeaboo *sigh* meme taken from undeadfish
[x] You've seen at least one anime.
[x] You've read at least one manga.
[x] You watch anime/read manga on a regular basis. (Lately, Shiki, Occult Gakuen, Nodame Cantabile:Finale, and whatever is on when I get home from work, and if I'm awake early enough on the weekends)
[ ] You think that anime and western cartoons are two separate things.
[x] You're in anime club. (From high school through college. I'm still on the mailing list, and I kind of keep up with what they're watching)
[x] You've cosplayed at least once.
[ ] You counted Halloween costumes from when you were a kid as cosplay. (It technically is...but I'm not going to count it here)
[ ] You cosplay in public.
[x] You've been to at least one anime convention.
[x] You cosplayed there.
[x] You traveled more than 200 miles to get there. (According to Google, the distance between Austin and Dallas is 195 miles..so I'm going to count it)
[x] You like Japanese food. (I love food in general..but to be honest I've been craving Western food a lot more than Japanese food lately. I eat Japanese food all the time so something that isn't is special.)
[x] You like any of the following in particular: sushi, Pocky, cheap ramen, ramune. (I like the more expensive of the cheap ramen hahaha. It's weird! I haven't seen ramune around lately..)
[x] You know that sushi isn't just raw fish.
[x] You've made bento lunch. (This usually means cramming a sandwich into a square bento box XD)
[ ] You've made a charabento, a bento where the foods are made to resemble characters.
[x] You go to the Asian shop on a regular basis. (Um...)
[x] You've actually been to Japan.
[x] You've been to Japan solely for the anime, videogames or idols. (The very first time I went, it was A: to see another country and B: the anime/videogames etc.)
[x] You're learning/know Japanese.
[x] You're learning it to watch anime without subtitles. (Other reasons..but it's an added bonus...and for a lot of things I still prefer subtitles)
[ ] You have Japanese blood.
[ ] You CLAIM to have Japanese blood.
[x] You're in love with a fictional character made by Japanese people. (I really like certain fictional characters, yes.)
[ ] You claim you're married to said fictional character.
[/] Anime is so much better than western cartoons. (I like them both. I love the sarcastic one liners and charm of shows like Avatar the Last Airbender, but there are certain anime series with more depth than the Western cartoons I've seen)
[ ] You call all cartoons anime.
[x] Anyone who hates anime is dead to you. (This really depends on how vitriolic they are about hating anime. I've known people who were otherwise nice..but once they found out I liked anime their entire demeanor changed and were cold and rude afterwards. If they just don't like it then it's fine.)
[x] You call characters by their original Japanese names. (Depends on the show and if I am more familiar with the dub. I use the dub names for Sailor Moon and Digimon and probably some other shows)
[x] You call characters by their Romanji spelling (Depends on if a Romanized spelling is available or not.
[ ] You defend Pearl Harbor.
[ ] You think Pearl Harbor's a new anime that just started airing in Japan.
[ ] You think Japan is the greatest country on Earth. (Nope. Every place has problems)
[ ] You think that just because they make the best media.
[x] You listen to J-music.
[ ] Exclusively.
[x] You know that it's pronounced "Gakuto" and not "Gackt". (I still call him Gackt though)
[/] You can name all the Vocaloids. (Maybe? XD)
[ ] WITHOUT looking it up.
[x] You like Hetalia. (At first...I was weirded out and a little offended by the idea but after a couple of episodes it actually made me smile)
[ ] You think Japan is the best character. (I'm not that far into it yet.)
[X] You wear items of anime-related clothing in public. (Okay..um..in my defense I have a couple of Pikachu shirts..but they are from the Pokemon Time design thing and are pretty cool looking http://www.playsetproducts.jp/whatsnew/news00445.html It's cute!)
[/] You play only Japanese videogames/watch Japanese shows/eat Japanese food. (I do a lot of those things...but I also spend a lot of time watching/reading American media)
[x] You use Japanese honorifics. (EVERYDAY!)
[ ] To refer to yourself.
[ ] Your entire room is full of anime merchandise.
[ ] You changed your name to something Japanese.
[ ] Legally.
[/] You want to give your kid a Japanese name. (This depends on whether or not the kid's father is Japanese. The kid is just going to have to deal with having a middle name in Japan because if that were the case I want Western + Japanese name and one of those will be the first and the other one will be the middle)
[x] You want to name your kid after an anime character. (I kind of like the name 一護 to be honest...夜空 is pretty too, though it's not an anime character name as far as I know. THERE'S ALWAYS 朗恋 Jr.!! Hahahahahahaha)
[ ] You've considered having surgery to look oriental. (Why would I want to look like a rug??)
[*x*snark] You've had it done. (Oh...I was quite famous in the 90s.. You might have heard of a little movie/tv series... Aladdin??....Oh I didn't have any lines...I just flew around and carried things. Still I am quite famous. QUITE FAMOUS. At least I didn't get into coke like Abu..poor guy. I heard he was doing well until he went and pulled a Charlie Sheen on the Upper West Side...I hope he gets help. Poor dear. Iago lost everything in Vegas one heady weekend in late March of 2000...he's doing Aflac commericals to make ends meet. He has to disguise himself as a DUCK. Can you imagine??? Fortunately, I am smart with my money and have long since retired. And I owe all of my success to plastic surgery!) /hooray for cold medicine!
[ ] You stalk the Japanese exchange students.
[ ] You've been arrested for doing so.
[x] You use memes in daily conversation. (Depends on the person)
[/] You watch abridged series. (I've only seen a couple episodes of each)
[ ] You get most of the jokes.
[x] You use tildes while typing (All the time~)
[x] You use Japanese emoticons. (I think they're cute and they actually look more like faces)
[/] You make attempt to Japanese sounding by the Engrish typing.
[ ] You claim you're Japanese on your dA/Facebook/Myspace/whatever.
[x] You're not.
[x] You're not even Asian.
[ ] If you're Asian, you think doing Japanese stuff helps you get in touch with your heritage.
[x] And you're not even Japanese.
[/] People call you a weeaboo. (I think one person did that I know of. Because any interest in anything Japanese ever = weeaboo! Ugh)
[/] You prefer the term otaku. (I kind of think otaku is a little better. A big fan of something rather than someone who's so obsessed they want to BE Japanese, as far as I know that's what "weeaboo" implies)
[ ] You break out into Caramelldansen in public.
[/] You want to date a Japanese person. (Hahaha all the foreign guys I know are married/have girlfriends or are gay. Aaand Japanese guys are everywhere. There's no one at the moment but if there were, I would be concerned that he might just see me as nothing more than a novelty until he somehow proved otherwise. I think I was kind of naive in the past...)
[ ] No other nationality will do.
[x] You watch Naruto. (If I'm home when it's on and I am not doing anything else then yes...but I just get confused.)
[ ] You wear the headbands.
[ ] Every day.
[ ] You're bitching at me because they're properly called "forehead protectors".
[ ] You bought said headban- erm FOREHEAD PROTECTOR at Hot Topic.
[ ] You act out scenes from the show.
[x] FFVII is the best game ever. (I really liked it but I haven't played a ton of games all the way through like I have FFVII)
[/] Sephiroth is yours. (I'm with undeadfish and I liked Cloud more)
[x] Kingdom Hearts is awesome. (I like it so far)
[ ] AxelxRoxas is KAWAII DESU NE~~~!!
[ ] You wish you owned a real Death Note. (I would probably end up using it irresponsibly)
[/] Touhou rocks your life. (I like a couple of their songs)
[ ] Anime dubs are the spawn of Satan. (The ones now are actually pretty good. Not like in the old days)
[ ] Vic Mignogna is God.
[x] It's seiyu, not voice actor. [I only call Japanese voice actors "seiyuu", but at times, I call them "voice actors" too. That's what they are. -_-;;] *copypastaed hahaha XD
[/] You use Gratuitious Japanese all the time. (I live in Japan...so...maybe?)
[ ] You add "desu" to the end of every sentence.
[ ] The only thing you draw is anime.
[ ] You're taking an art course, and all you submit is anime.
[x] All your friends also like anime. (To some degrees I think so)
[ ] You want to become a mangaka.
[ ] In Japan.
[ ] Most of your manga/anime is hentai.
[x] You know that "hentai" doesn't mean "porn", but people out here use it to mean such.
[ ] You write fanfics for English class.
[ ] Yaoi fanfics.
[ ] You know nothing about Japanese culture except for anime, videogames, idols, music, porn and schoolgirls.
[ ] Everyone says you have no life.
[/] And it's true.
Score 46
Ohhh well time for bed.
Score:
0-10: You probably hate Japan. You're not a weeaboo at all, not even close.
10-20: You like SOME Japanese things but, still not a weeaboo.
20-30: At this stage you probably still hate weeaboos. Good news- you're not one.
30-40: You keep your love of Japanese stuff sensible.
40-50: You're very likely a Japanophile, but you're not as annoying as a full-blown weeaboo.
50-60: You're not a weeaboo just yet, but try and moderate it.
60-70: Weeaboo.
70-80: Please stop it!!!!!!
80-90: STOP HUMPING THE MIKU LOVE PILLOW!!!!!!11
90-100: STOP!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF KAMI-SAMA STOP!!!!!
101: Insane asylum tiems.